DND Blog: An account of the ludicrous trials and tribulations of the SD DND Crew
An Account of the ludicrous trials and tribulations of the SD D&D crew
The group presses on and examines the hydra’s lair. It is stiflingly hot and unpleasant to be in, but they score some minor loot left behind by past hydra snacks and call it a win. …
Cruising back through the now empty tunnels, the group investigates the remaining doors and finds storage closets, a painter’s workshop and a few interesting bits of trivia about the late occupants. …
The descending passage looks a bit dodgy from a dwarven point of view, but the chamber with floor, walls and ceiling made of green slime is decidedly uncool. Zaal’s arcane eyeball is used to scope the rooms ahead, including a central chamber with a hand-shaped platform that can be lowered into a pit. …
Now that analysis paralysis is back on the table, the mage defaults to deploying his ocular drone to scout ahead. The range is limited by closed doors and collapsed passages, but the decision is made to press on. …
The group lurks and plots. Several different avenues are explored. Leads are chased and contacts are developed. There is a swirl of activity in Ptolus – as there always is – and the group intercepts information and tries to discern which way the wind is blowing. …
A generic plan is hatched. 1) Sneak in, 2) Kill everyone except workers, 3) Profit.
Sounds good! Off they go, traveling overland to avoid the roads they move swiftly to make sure they arrive before the news of the church massacre. …
A few days of travel gets them on the road to the wine country. The spring air is bracing and the light showers help minimize road dust. It is towards the end of the third day as the group is rounding the bend in the road leading to the wineries when a body is spotted. …
Turns out, very little comes next. The group does some light looting and poking about and finds a charred tome, held by an equally charred corpse with a cranial implant. There is some discussion and the realization that several of the zombies they animated are also wearing Chaositek stuff, which raises many questions, but no answers. …
Once the lads and lassie have settled in, they start pursuing their agenda items. …
The parade of portcullises…portculli…pains in the ass makes the group a little crazy. KD transforms into an umber hulk and starts burrowing through the walls, gouging out chunks of stone as they tunnel westward. Eventually they breach a wall that leads to a series of interlocking rooms, filled with some sort of vision and noise-suppressing fog that greatly hinders the typical party approaches to these situations. …
The stairs have very small risers and the whole thing resembles a ramp more than traditional stairs. Perfect for stubby legs, or the wheels of ore carts and whatever is extracted from the depths below. “Shiny things!” …
Heading east leads to an intersection, some bars and a vast array of polished kobold skulls. The group takes this as a positive sign and treads that path, dealing with the obligatory traps they have grown to expect. They enter into a cavern, dominated by a fortress that surrounds a vast stair that rises into the ceiling. Hey look! An army of kobolds is approaching. …